Act II
shendiao: i'm programming
shendiao: stringTokenizer here i come!
eculeus: ahhh
eculeus: run stringTokenizer! run while you still can!!
eculeus: there's still time! she's got me, but save yourself!!

(moral: guys antagonize)


Act I
me: at least u dun lie to me.
guy: y would i do that?
me: cuz u wanna impress me!
guy: oh...but i already impress u.

(moral: guys are cocky)